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Her next-door neighbors were circus contortionists with emus and fang-toothed monkeys as pets and her childhood They have received no awards from their home countries of England and America. Bhama Roget Originally from Garland, TX, Bhama has spent most of her performance career in Seattle, double-fisting comedy and theatre with a music chaser. She has a year background in Improvisation and is Co-Director of The Edge Improv in Seattle, of which she has been a member for 18 years Her songs range from folksy to emo and everywhere in between, with a common theme of self-deprecation.

Anthony Veneziale Anthony Veneziale aka Two-Touch has been performing and teaching improv for over twenty years and is a leader in the field of musical improvisation. He has used these techniques Thursday January 18, 8: Perfectly Adequate SF Sketchfest is proud to present a series of shows with some of the best emerging sketch, improv, solo and musical comedy acts from throughout the country and North America! After years of disruptive comedic innovation on stage and in video, Mission CTRL held their highly-anticipated IPO in to billions in projected revenues.

They are repeat performers at SF Sketchfest, creators of the His stand up is a deeply personal study of the world Matt Hatfield Matt Hatfield is a well experienced Seattle based sketch comedian and improviser. As a comedian, Baron has toured all over the country performing at festivals, clubs and theatres. Irene Tu is a San Francisco based stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. Irene hosts several popular shows in the Bay Area: The Return also streaming on Netflix.

He's also also made a documentary called The Music of The Royal Tenenbaums: Join an all-star group of musicians under the direction of Marc Capelle as they pay tribute to the soundtrack to The Royal Tenenbaums and recreate the music live. Kurt Stevenson Kurt Stevenson is a multi-instrumentalist, playing guitar, bass, slide guitar, dobro, fiddle, banjo, and has hired out his whistle on silent film, television and video game scores.

Thursday January 18, Performers Endgames Sketch Company Started in , the Endgames Sketch Company has written and performed the Examined Life as well as various themed sketch comedy shows on topics including: Their show is a character driven satire about you and the weird routines and habits you exhibit everyday.

Self identified as surveillance chic, Nameless Numberhead exposes our obsession with voyeurism of the mundane Friday January 19, 7: Speechless SF There are PowerPoint presentations given every second around the world, but none quite like this. Speechless shows off Silicon Valley's silly side by letting presenters live out their worst nightmare: Since , Speechless has been selling out shows at comedy clubs and conferences all over the country and the world.

Armed only with a laser pointer and a deck of random slides, presenters ranging from stand up comedians to software engineers put their talents to the test in the ultimate improvisational gauntlet--giving a presentation that they've never seen before.

A spinning wheel determines at random what kind of talk they have to give — it can be a TED Talk, a new app being launched, an infomercial, even a wedding toast. Fusing technology with comedy, Speechless is the entertainment experience for the Web 2. With an opening set by Outside Dog. Hosted by Steve Ausburne. Do you have a cold take on a hot restaurant?

Dying to share an unpopular opinion about a beloved film? Ready to dish on your worst hotel experiences abroad? We want to hear it! After we listen to your story, we'll look Audible Presents "Dr Katz: The Audio Files launched on Audible this year as the audio-only reboot to the popular animated series from the s. Audible is bringing back the series for a second season in , featuring Jonathan Katz, his assistant, Laura played by Laura Silverman , and new guest patients every episode.

Jonathan Katz is an Emmy-award winning comedian, writer and actor best known for the sitcom he created, wrote and voiced, "Dr. The animated show aired on Comedy Central from to Over the course of its six seasons, the show was critically acclaimed, winning an Emmy, a Peabody and a slew of other awards. Katz is currently collaborating with the playwright, David Mamet. Performers Paul Feig Paul Feig is a multi-talented creator, working successfully as a filmmaker, writer, producer, and author whose films have grossed over one billion dollars worldwide.

The Improv in New York City was my first home. There, being funny onstage was important, but even more so was being funny at the Scott Thompson Well known to fans as a member of the sketch comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall, Scott Thompson is anything but your average comedic talent.

After Lorne Michaels discovered them in the late eighties, The Kids in the Hall created a groundbreaking television series which ran from A master of sketch comedy, Fred is most heralded for his quick wit and improvisational expertise.

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Bob Baker Marionettes have been featured in iconic films such as A Star Jared Ramirez Jared M. Outside of his demanding puppety work-life, Jared performs all Sethward Sethward does weird stuff onstage that usually includes some deviant pratfall. His characters and absurdist comedy can be seen on various online platforms including his youtube channel acquiring a million views Pam Severns Pam Severns is a comedian and puppeteer who has performed many styles of puppetry at comedy shows around the country.

Refunds will be issued to ticket holders. Replacement show to be named soon. Friday January 19, 8: Since The Groundlings Main Company, Alumni and Sunday Companies have played together in the all-improv explosion that has become almost as much of an institution as the Groundlings Theatre itself! Based entirely on audience suggestions, the comic daredevils invent custom-made satire and song. Season 2 out later this year. He has won an Academy Award for his screenplay co-written with fellow Lisa Schurga Lisa is originally from Rockland, Massachusetts.

As a child she did a lot of commercials in the bathroom mirror and probably would have sold a ton of haircare products if they were televised. A veteran improviser and improv teacher and director, she honed those skills with the Groundlings in Los Angeles. Too lazy to shoot hoops and too tall to model, Marcella Arguello stands over 6 feet.

Andrew Orolfo If life wasn't hard enough, this college drop out decided it was time to put down the books and pick up a struggle. Being a first generation American to Filipino parents, the idea of stand up as a profession, was met with disdain and heated arguments. But After a few years of hitting This show combines heavy hitting dance talent with a crack team of comedy writers and performers. Music video dance karaoke? A dance drinking game? We got that too. The best modern dance solos in the bay?

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Totally Looped has played public and corporate shows across the U. Laraine Newman Laraine Newman is a native of Los Angeles and began her career at the age of 15 when the improv group she worked with was hired to bring culture and self-expression to the youth of East LA and South Central.

Cole Stratton Cole Stratton wears a lot of hats. Not literal ones, as he has a tiny head and it just doesn't look right. He is the co-founder of SF Sketchfest, the San Francisco Comedy Festival, a month-long annual event highlighting the best in improv, sketch, stand-up, TV and film comedy.

Friday January 19, Take a seat with Lauren as she passes off her hosting duties to a funny friend. Lauren is always the guest, as a character named and described by her host once the show starts.

With special guest, er, host, Mary Holland. Don't Watch This Show Live! Its high energy sketches, video and stand up. Videos, improv, stand up and sketches all come together for this group. Fashion Show at Lunch has performed at L. More performers to be announced! Blazers and White Tennis Shoes: Ah, the 80's, when excess reigned supreme and comedy clubs were booming. SF Sketchfest invites you to dust off your Rubiks Cube and call your friends on your Sports Illustrated Football phone to invite them to this throwback night of comedy, in which all the stand-ups dress in their 's comedian best.

Get ready for blazers with rolled-up sleeves, acid washed denim, big hair and big big laughs! Performers Shain Brenden Shain Brenden is a Portland-based stand up comedian, writer and full-time handsome person. Ginny Hogan Ginny Hogan is a stand up comedian and writer. She performs all over New York and California. At the beginning of every show, the hosts introduce the crowd to a set of rules created specifically for that show.

When comics, unbeknownst to them, break a rule, the audience drinks. A second game, specifically for the performers, ensures that as the audience gets toastier, so do the comedians. Come experience the show that a super famous comedian once called "the worst idea for a show ever. Performers Jimmy the Bartender Jimmy Ambrose a.

Jimmy The Bartender isn't a real Bartender but he provides the heavy lifting for the Brew Crew whenever they're home in the backyard. He created, produces, and hosts Brew HaHa: The Comedy Show Drinking game. He has appeared in "Reno ! It defined a movement of social and artistic awareness meant to expand notions of blackness.

Felicia Folkes Felicia Folkes is a writer and comedian with a hilariously candid and unconventional point of view. He was recently named one of Brooklyn Magazines 50 Funniest Comedians Their sketches are unpredictable, topical, gut busting romps into the absurd and salacious. The Bridge A rollercoaster of emotions! Then, they're interviewed about their poems and personal lives. Finally, the hilarious improv team Gary's challenge is to make you laugh by making Back Alley Racket Club is a motley crew of wildly funny characters that serve up a new set of sketch comedy each month as a house team at the Westside Comedy Theater in Santa Monica, California.

This show has been canceled. Ticket buyers have been contacted and refunded. Please email boxoffice sfsketchfest. About "New Looney Tunes": The hilarious, heroic and mischievous Bugs Bunny you love is back! Follow Bugs as he stars in a new series consisting of slapstick comedic shorts that find the iconic, carrot-loving rabbit matching his wits against classic characters, such as Theodore "Tasmanian" Devil, Wile E. Coyote and Yosemite Sam. Catch it on Boomerang, the streaming service with all the best cartoons, including all new exclusive versions of "Looney Tunes," "Scooby Doo," "Tom and Jerry" and more.

Currently Dee is recording a thirteenth At fourteen he phoned Mel Blanc after researching a dozen or Matt Craig Matthew Craig is an Emmy-nominated improviser, actor, writer, and director. He spent several years traveling the world with their Collette Sunderman Emmy Award-nominated Voice Director and Casting Director on several award winning animation series with experience in animated features, animated television series, live-actions productions, direct-to-videos, theme park productions, audio books, adr, educational interactive games Saturday January 20, 1: Performers Will Durst Will Durst is an Emmy nominated political comic, nationally syndicated columnist, author, one- man show performer and sworn enemy to all tyrants foreign and domestic.

Kevin creates a friendly, social environment in which you can rehearse your work and receive feedback. You'll learn how to include the 6 Senses to trigger emotional responses.

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Due to scheduling issues, this show has been canceled. Now, in lieu of couples counseling, they work out their issues by improvising together!.

Saturday January 20, 4: Experience an evening of legitimate theatre featuring themes and layers and like metaphors and stuff, like smart things that actually matter, unlike so much of the drivel you see these days.

Writing credits include "Comedy Bang! Mike Hanford Mike Hanford is an L. Doughboys, Feral Audio's cult podcast about chain restaurants, presents a special live recording.

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Rick Springfield Over the past three decades, Rick Springfield has worn many hats as an entertainer and performer. Sam also watches out for her mother, Phil Celia Imrie , an English expatriate who lives across the street.

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Produced by Wonder Dave and Will Scovill. Performers Wonder Dave Wonder Dave is an adorable gay nerd. He is the co-host of Oakland variety show Tourettes Without Regrets.

He is a regular debater on the podcast "Nerd Rage! Literary Pop Literary Pop is the pop culture storytelling show where writers and comedians share stories about the pop culture obsessions that have shaped their lives!

Saturday January 20, 5: We have been performing as a team for about a year. Using a long-form Harold format, we put on a high-energy, fun show that is full of laughs.. The team is comprised of experienced improvisers that have Steve Vanderploeg Steve Vanderploeg is Dutch. He is also a stand-up comedian, improviser and writer from Denver, Colorado. After wasting five and a half years earning a degree in Poetry, Steve started his comedy career, quickly becoming a Denver favorite with his bittersweet outlook, glazed with a Saturday January 20, 7: SF Sketchfest presents a pairing from a dozen hand-picked stand-up comedians on the rise: You can see her hosting her new talk show Feelings every month in Brooklyn.

Paste Magazine describes her as "the smart friend everyone needs in their lives. One of the most accomplished groups to come out of the Upright Citizens Brigade, the Boys have credits ranging from writing for the MTV Movie Awards to starring on Portlandia and everything in between.

Their eponymous sketch series, executive produced by Bob Odenkirk, aired for two seasons on IFC and is now available to stream online. With improv comedy by The Reckoning. Performers Birthday Boys The Birthday Boys are celebrating their 10th year of writing and performing bizarrely brilliant sketch comedy with a jam packed show at SF Sketchfest! One of the most accomplished groups to come out of the Upright Citizens Brigade, the Boys have credits ranging from writing for the The Buddy Cole Monologues Lounge lizard Buddy Cole from Kids in the Hall makes a return to the limelight in an evening of humorous monologues from the period the show went off the air in to the present day.

Broken Lizard's Super Troopers Live: Live in the Meow! He formed the comedy troupe Charred Goosebeak while at Colgate, where he Paul Soter Paul Soter is an actor, writer, and director, and one of the members of the Broken Lizard comedy group.

As a child, he lived in Sacramento, Anchorage, Phoenix, and Denver. During his time there Erik Stolhanske Erik Stolhanske brings an element of wholesome comedy into the group dynamic, as one-fifth of the Broken Lizard comedy group.

His special blend of parlor and Scandinavian humor adds a Midwestern peppering to the group's fragrant comedic mix. Stolhanske has written, produced and starred As seen on Bravo, "Celebrity Autobiography" is the award-winning hit comedy show where celebrities act out other celebrities' jaw-dropping memoirs!

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Brooke Heinichen Brooke is a San Francisco-based up-and-coming stand-up comic who talks too fast and smiles too much. She performs nightly at clubs, bars, theaters, and wineries all over the Bay, and produces fundraiser shows with Hot Take Comedy. Originally from Ohio, she has been rated the 1 comedian Justin was raised in small town Connecticut and has lived in Texas since Much of his comedy is drawn from his upbringing and southern experiences. He has a calm demeanor and cool delivery that is unique and easy to connect Jill Maragos Jill Maragos developed her sense of humor and knack for story-telling as a survival tactic for growing up with a crazy family in Buffalo, NY.

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I am based out of the Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado. I am a stand-up comic. I was married for eleven years. We did not have any children. I weigh one hundred and ninety-three pounds. I first did stand-up Saturday January 20, 9: She has appeared on Laughs on Fox, Viceland's "How Funny", and in the music for "Everyday" by Ariana Grande, which is the only credit her little sister cares about.

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A public boat launch just minutes away allows you to launch your boat with ease. Above, some of the dozens of volunteers who helped make the dinner a huge success.

Sure, crazy like a fox The concept for the meal was hard to resist: Justin Hills, Mary Hills. There were also plenty of raffle items and door prizes, generously donated by local businesses, including a deluxe gas barbecue from Home Hardware, dinner for two from the Stone Cellar, a beautiful Gift basket from Julia Egener, an original Simon Koo Painting from Ute von Schall, and a restored Remembrance clock from Garnet Carswell. Obviously a lot of organization and creativity went into the planning, along with a dedicated team of servers and kitchen staff.

So a huge thank you goes out to everyone who attended, donated prizes, and worked so hard to make this event the crazy success that it was. Submitted by the Studio Theatre. This first installment talks about the palliative care services that are available. News — National Hospice Palliative Care Week may have kicked off the month of May with a variety of fundraisers, but money is needed all year long, not just during the spring.

These fundraisers are an important part of palliative care services, because without the support of the communities, there would be limited services available to patients and their families as they live out their final days with dignity.

Palliative or end-of-life services in Canada have traditionally been provided at home until the care becomes so complicated or overwhelming that admission to hospital is required. While some Canadians die at home, the majority of them spend their last days in hospital. This results in a great deal of stress for patients and families as well as unnecessary use of costly hospital beds for people who could be better managed at home or in a hospice.

Consequently, communities acted to establish a variety of services. Some of these have been recognized and funded to some extent by the LHINs. Municipalities and county councils have provided funds for some services as well. When you need to pave your driveway or walkways, there is no better choice than interlocking concrete.

By going with interlocking concrete opposed to other pavement options, you have the choice of an assortment of patterns, curves, lines and designs that can help liven up. Additionally, to supplement your new interlocking concrete installation, Canlok also carries base materials such as topsoil, sand, stone dust as well as pebble, decorative stones and boulders so you can perfect your project.

Alternately you can call Canlok Stone at or visit them online www. Interlocking concrete is also a great choice for our harsh Canadian winters. These services combined with the hospice services provided by volunteers are intended to help clients remain at home and out of hospital as long as possible.

The vast majority of palliative clients express the wish to be able to stay at home and to die surrounded by their loved ones. Over the past years many communities have looked at the role residential hospices play in some countries, for example in the United Kingdom where there is a longstanding tradition of.

That ease is something you can appreciate right from day one as interlocking concrete can be used immediately after it is installed. With interlocking concrete, you can simply remove the pavement and reinstall it when the work is completed. These hospice organizations have been achieving positive results by providing essential assistance to people with life-limiting and palliative diagnoses and to their families.

These services include trained hospice volunteers who go to homes to provide respite opportunities for caregivers, usually a family member. The day hospices are places where clients can go to share their experiences with others having similar challenges. Day programs provide fun activities as well as invaluable psychosocial support to the clients and their families.

Some clients say these programs provide them with an opportunity to forget they are sick. Most hospice services also provide bereavement services. Approximately 45 per cent of the cost of the palliative care programs provided by CHSLC is funded by SELHIN, the rest comes from the generosity of the community which recognizes the importance of these services.

Manuela Joannou, owner of the spa and gym. Tay River Reflections is looking to host a similar annual event as a palliative care fundraiser. Across Canada there are many communities that have decided the needs of their loved ones are best met by community-based residential hospices once care at home is no longer feasible.

There are some successful residential hospices, usually in larger towns and cities where there is a large base of citizens. However, Canada is made up of many small rural communities where it is difficult to find the funds to build and maintain residential hospices.

Residential hospices are generally not funded and must depend entirely on fundraising. For the past several years, hospice organizations have held many meetings among themselves and with their respective LHIN to make a case for the. One or two have accepted this challenge. The intention is to evaluate the hospice after a year or so to determine the extent to which its existence contributes to a reduction in the occupancy of hospital palliative care beds.

Should the experience of Hospice Prince Edward produce positive results for small residential hospices then other communities and the SELHIN may be able to explore establishing other hospices.

Regardless of the funding level for hospice palliative care services the programs would not be possible without the dedication and loyalty to clients provided by volunteers. They make these programs possible and deserve our support. Our next article will talk about the role and importance of volunteers and will touch on their training and the safeguards in place to avoid caregiver burnout.

The concept for the registered charity began back in February , when Almonte Community Coordinators The Hub began envisioning a palliative care volunteer visitor service, to meet the needs of residents from Carleton Place and Mississippi Mills to Renfrew.

They began offering their services in September and hired Allison Griffith, RN, as co-ordinator of volunteer services. She will be responsible for co-ordinating efforts of trained hospice volunteers and ensuring they are directed where they are needed.

Currently, the Hub Hospice offers support to those living in their own homes, a long-term care facility or retirement home through emotional and. Public education opportunities are also available and there are plans to develop grief and bereavement services, including access to resources, referrals to community services and peer support, in the future.

The location of direct client services will include those settings which are considered as home by the client. Future consideration will be given to the establishment of a free-standing hospice and to bereavement support services. For more information about the Hub Hospice Palliative Care, visit www. Information on how to donate and applications to become volunteers can be found there.

News — Three years ago on Feb. Could something like this ever happen in Lanark County? In June a 5. The epicenter was approximately 60 kilometres northnortheast of Ottawa.

As a result, the city changed its policies on how people should respond should another quake strike. Workers instead should have taken shelter inside. Joint operation On May 1 Lanark County municipalities participated in the annual joint emergency management exercise, entitled Operation Earthquake An event such as Operation Earthquake presents an opportunity to evaluate the abilities of area municipalities to respond to a real emergency of this kind.

Furthermore, it enhances the analytical process and promotes communications and media release procedures between the municipalities, external agencies and the public during a crisis situation. Amateur Radio Club AARC would be useful during disasters, as well as the importance of land use planning in emergency management. Reception and inquiry and evacuation centres were discussed, and the roles of the emergency information officer, director of roads and public works, community emergency management coordinator, chief administrative officer and Lanark County fire coordinator.

After lunch, following a video of the aftermath of the Christchurch earthquake, the Operation Earthquake scenario commenced. The epicenter was the south side of White Lake in Mississippi Mills. Geoffrion explained the exercise involved municipal staff responding to the extensive damage in their own communities — after three days initially and over the next 18 months sewer, food and water, roads and bridges, electricity, continuousness of government, etc.

Following the exercise, comments and recommendations were gathered. A summary report will be produced by the emergency exercise planning team. Geoffrion and Hannah also offered thanks to all participants. On May 1 Lanark County municipalities participated in the annual joint emergency management exercise, entitled Operation Earthquake Town of Smiths Falls representatives at the Lanark County emergency planning session. Beckwith Township representatives gather round their table during emergency training exercises in Beckwith.

Left, Montague Township representatives take part in the Lanark County emergency planning session, which was also attended by the Town of Perth, above. Donald had one sister; Mrs. He was never married and had no children. Donald completed elementary school at Central Public School from to He attended Smiths Falls Collegiate Institute, which he left in Donald also attended a Canadian Electronics Institute from to , specializing in wireless operating. He was also employed as an office worker in Fort Erie from until the time he enlisted February 25th, His hair was blonde in colour with hazel eyes.

He lived at Fort Erie, Ontario at time of enlistment. His religion was Anglican. Donald used English as his main language, even though he could. Donald was presumed dead after he failed to return from a bombing misson in Leipzig, Germany on February 20th, The document also states that Donald had pneumonia at one year of age, conjunctivitis in , tonsillitis in , and laryngitis in for three days.

He also had unusual childhood illnesses. Donald was 5 foot 10 inches and weighed pounds. His eye sight and hearing were perfect. Alert, intelligent, will take Canadian Legion Course. Keen to be a Pilot and fight. It left the base on the night. A telegram from I. An extract from official German totenliste confirms the death of Flight Sergeant Dawson, on the night of February 20th, , and states that his body could not be recovered as the aircraft lies in shallow water.

During the Big Week a week of arguments and missions against the Nazi Party , Leipzig, Germany was one of many places that were bombed. The first attack on Leipzig was on December 4, On February 20th, , bombs rained over the sky of Leipzig, containing around 2, tons worth of explosives. In total, around people died from the bombing. She received the medals in July, Community - The Railway Museum of Eastern Ontario opened for the season on the weekend with visitors checking out the exhibits, including inset the dental car.

Leah McRobers, program and oureach coordinator, is pictured with the old engin out front. Not only did Staples offer his best wishes and congratulations to the Canadians, but so did the coaches and players on the Smiths Falls Bears.

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The Champlain LHIN is one of 14 not-for-profit corporations that works with local health providers and community members to determine the health service priorities of our regions. As LHINs, they plan, integrate and fund local health services, including: Beth Donovan Hospice is in a position of mature growth undertaking an expansion of its current hospice community programs by adding critical resources to directly serve clients and their families.

This enhancement includes the long awaited day hospice program, and the much needed expansion of grief and bereavement counselling services. Both services are provided without cost to the client. Fundraising continues to be an important part of day-to-day activities of the hospice.

Striving to be creative and innovative with its events, the Beth Donovan Hospice concentrates on four experiences: The partnership with the Kempt-. Along the way the BDH used partnership experience to develop its business plan for a residential hospice and to firm up the referral process.

The day hospice program started May 1, The program will run for one day each week in the lower level of St. The day includes a light lunch, activities, therapeutic treatments on a rotational basis, and a time that encourages socialization and sharing in a safe environment to be with like individuals while providing much needed respite for the family.

The increase in hours within the community service is expected to return imme-. News — Often a community is measured by its infrastructure of healthcare and resources. North Grenville is a vibrant rural community that is resource rich when it comes to community. There is a community mindedness here that is above all, along with many valuable community support organizations, including the Beth Donovan Hospice BDH.

BDH is just one of many rural hospices located in Ontario committed to providing quality care while enhancing comfort, dignity, choice and quality of life to their clients. Hospice is referred to as a philosophy of care that attends to the emotional and spiritual needs of an individual as well as the palliative side of pain and symptom management that is managed through a clinical team.

The emphasis is on life, not death. In the past, increases were approximately 1. The hospice will also be conducting specialty grief groups in the future, such as loss of a loved one due to suicide, loss of a child, loss of spouse and loss of sibling.

Beth Donovan Hospice also provides home visits, operates an equipment lending program, respite, as well as outreach education sessions for workplaces to assist employers in supporting critical front line staff in the prevention of compassion fatigue, or to support those who are grieving the death of a staff member. BDH has been providing physical, spiritual and psychosocial supports to clients with terminal and life limiting illnesses within the North Grenville and surrounding rural areas including Manotick, North Gower, Merrickville, and Spencerville and surrounding rural areas.

The hospice works co-operatively with primary care physicians, community hospitals, community nursing agencies, long-term care homes to complement its existing palliative care services and provide the best client care. All this while it makes every effort to incorporate the most effective, efficient and economic ways of supporting volunteers to deliver high quality and cost effective services of demonstrable value to the community.

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Family and friends of Jennifer Cameron and Brian Dodo shared in the joy and celebration of a surprise wedding in Drea arrived January 14, weighing in at 7. Another Big Thank You to Dr. Kerner and the amazing Maternity Staff at Smiths Falls Hospital for taking such wonderful care during our extra long stay.

Born at the Queensway-Carleton Hospital on March 18th, at 4: Welcomed by her uncles and aunts: Wedding to take place on July 26, in Sheet Harbour. Stag and Doe May 24th, Lanark Civitan. Tickets Available Special thanks to Rev. Christine Lowson for the lovely service and to Blair and Son Funeral Home, especially Scott Blair, for all their help and thoughtfulness during this terrible time.

The Pepper, Linton and Moore families. CARD OF THANKS The family of the late Leon Joseph Joe King would like to express our sincere thanks to relatives, friends and neighbours for flowers, memorial donations, prayers, telephone calls, food and support during the loss of a dear father, brother, grandfather and great grandfather.

Cheryl-Ann Sackfield, Mark King and family. I would like to thank all my relatives and friends who came, and for all the cards. I would also like to thank Harold Frizell for supplying the music. It was so overwhelming to see so many relatives and friends who came to celebrate my birthday. Predeceased by her husband Allan. Devoted grandmother, great-grandmother and great-great-grandmother.

Survived by her brother Gary Swain Marion and sisterin-law Marguerite. Also missed by her good friends June and Doris. Predeceased by four sisters and two brothers. Donations to CHEO would be appreciated.

Arrangements entrusted to the Alan R. The Family of the late Helen Oberman wish to express thanks to all who sent flowers, donations and cards. Peter Wood for his tribute to Mom. A very special thank you to Hilltop Manor and staff for the excellent care they provided while Mom was a resident there; words cannot express our gratitude.

On March 6th, our lives took an unexpected turn! To all the extremely skilled and professional firefighters, we would like to Thank You! We are so blessed to be living in such a giving community. The outpouring of support has been truly overwhelming and words cannot express our gratitude. To all of our family and friends, Thank You so much! Brent passed away, peacefully in hospital, Perth, on Friday, May 16, Brenton Stewart Killingbeck, at the age of Brent will be sadly missed and fondly remembered by Yvonne, for all the good years they had together.

He was predeceased by his son Wade, in , and by his siblings: Brent will be remembered as a valued and loyal employee of Stanley Tools, where he worked for over 34 years of his life.

Brent will be sadly missed by his many nieces and nephews, as well as the Killingbeck and Thomas families, and many dear and close friends throughout the years. Funeral service was held on Wednesday, May 21, at Thence to interment at Ompah United Cemetery, Ompah. Beloved wife of the late Dirk Oberman.

Dear grandmother to 7 grandchildren, 5 step-grandchildren and 5 great-grandchildren. Cherished sister to Trientje and Jon of Holland. Predeceased by her sons-in-law Glen Foster and Lea Walsh. Helen will be fondly remembered by many nieces, nephews, extended family and friends. The family would like to thank all the staff at Hilltop Manor Nursing Home for all their compassion and support surrounding the care of Helen.

Interment followed at Wolford Cemetery. Online condolences available at www. During his career years he worked for the City of Lethbridge Parks Department from to Rob was a fun-loving guy and most times had the last laugh. He was a lover of animals and had a great 6th sense to their needs. He was always careful to make sure that not a hair on his head was out of place. As requested by Rob, no service was held.

As an expression of sympathy, a contribution in his memory may be made to the St. Peacefully at her residence, Delta on Saturday May 17, Doris Hill in her 93rd year.

Widow of Gilbert H. Beloved mother of David Russell of Delta. Predeceased by her brother, Ronald Hill. Survived by sister -in-law, Shirl Hill of Calgary. As expressions of sympathy, memorial donations made to the Heart and stroke Foundation or the charity of your choice would be appreciated by the family.

Mary Chisamore of Lyndhurst, in her 77th year. Widow of Mel Roe. Predeceased by her parents, Dan and Hazel Chisamore. Predeceased by brother, Hugh Chisamore. Fondly remembered by sister-in-law, Jackie Chisamore as well as several nieces and nephews. As expressions of sympathy, memorial donations made to the Brockville General Hospital Foundation Palliative Care or the charity of your choice would be appreciated by the family.

Memorial donations by cheque only. Peacefully after a brief illness, in hospital in Perth on Friday, May 16th, Peter Hannah at the age of Son of the late Rod and Hilda Gibson Hannah. Loved brother of Paul Sharon and Mark Millie. Fondly remembered by cousin Derek Smith. Perth on Tuesday, May 20th, from 2: Funeral service was held in St. In remembrance, contributions to the Free Methodist Church, Mississippi would be appreciated. Passed away peacefully at home, surrounded by his friends on Wednesday, May 14, at the age of Cherished son of Theresa Wakefield and the late Archibald Hawley.

Alan is also predeceased by his brother Terry Hawley and his sister Barbara Mousseau. He will be sadly missed by his many extended family and so many friends in the Smiths Falls and surrounding area. Funeral Service took place in the Chapel on Wednesday at 11 a. John is also survived by aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins. He loved you all. Messages of condolences may be sent on line at www. Surrounded by the love of her family. Wendy passed away on Monday, May 19th, one day short of her 65th birthday.

She was the daughter of the late George and Lillian Hale. Perth on Wednesday, May 21st, from 2: Funeral service will be held in the Chapel on Thursday at Interment, Scotch Line Cemetery. Beloved wife of Steven for 64 years. Margaret and Steven have ten grandchildren who adored their Oma: Emma, Alexander, Benjamin and Felicity.

The family thanks Dr. Den Ivanovich, and the staff at Stoneridge Manor for the excellent care they provided to Margaret. The funeral mass will be celebrated at 11am on May 24th at St. A reception will follow in the church hall. Cathy, age 59 beloved wife of John Laforet. Loving mother of Sean. Cherished daughter of Rachel McLaughlin. She will be sadly missed by her nephews Trevor, Travis and Sean and her many great nieces and nephews. Arrangements entrusted to the care of the Goulet Funeral Home.

Eileen nee Milligan of Almonte, in her 95th year. Eileen will be joining her husband Herbert in the Auld Kirk Cemetery where he has been patiently waiting. Sadly missed by her family and many friends. Many thanks to the wonderful staff at Almonte Country Haven for taking care of Eileen. A private family service will take place with a public memorial to be announced at a later date. Passed away peacefully at the Kemptville District Hospital, on May 6, , age A special thank you to the staff of the Kemptville District Hospital and Father Andrew Shim, for their care and compassion.

Interment followed service at Holy Cross Cemetery. The special years will not return, when we were all together, our love for you will always be with us forever. Suddenly on Tuesday, May 13th, at the age of Barbara was a long-time resident of Smiths Falls. Barbara had a zest for life, was always willing to help people or animals in need and had a smile that lit up a room.

She will be greatly missed by her family and friends but will be forever in our hearts and memories. For those wishing, a donation to The Heart and Stroke Foundation or an animal rescue group would be appreciated. Cherished wife of Manfred Meinert. Perth on Monday, May 19th, from 3: In remembrance, contributions to the Alzheimer Society of Lanark County would be appreciated.

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I went away today, Just my body, not my soul, I left behind a special piece of me for each and everyone of you. I went away today, Just my voice, not my words, Whether in the whisper of the trees, Or a loud roaring storm, Listen, they are always near. I went away today, But our memories live on through you, Whether in a silent thought, a picture frame, an album or a story told, Our memories are forever a keepsake. I went away today, Be sad, be blue, but remember I am never far away from you.

Not in sight, but look inside, my presence is there watching over you. I went away today, To a new home, high above with others that we love, Friends and family that have been lost, but not forgotten. Till we meet again Be safe, be happy. Live life, love unconditionally. Be in no hurry to move on. Take in all the world has to offer, And never let it go. Missing you, love from Marjorie and families.

We think of you in silence, We often speak your name, But all we have are memories and your picture in a frame. Your resting place we visit And put flowers there with care, But no one knows the heartache As we turn and leave you there. Your darling daughter, Diane. It seems like yesterday that you were here with us Popa, Appreciating the first traces of spring, The time of year that you treasured so much, We miss your passion for life, That can do attitude, Which so positively affect those around you, Most of all we miss you being here, As much today as when you left us.

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Tired and weary he made no fuss But tried so hard to stay with us. We prayed for a miracle but all in vain That God would make you well again. Would you believe it? There was Little Darling with her. No doubt about it, breastfeeding really sucks. I could be working, exercising, playing with my other children, or cooking a meal. I stuck it out with the other two because of the purported health benefits for both mother and baby, despite the fact I believe some of them to be overblown.

Sure nursing a baby helps your uterus to contract post-birth, for example. Can we say pear-shaped? I may be the only one bold enough to say it out loud, but I know there are other moms thinking daily about how much they hate breastfeeding.

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EMC community - Children from across the city were able to participate in hockey from July 30 to Aug. For more information contact Hetherington at: Perfect partners for this important endeavour. EMC news - Osgoode Coun. The kids will make use of squishy body balls and percussion instruments to get into the groove. If they like that program, the following Saturday, Aug. Kids can enjoy three special programs this summer at the Greely library thanks to Coun. Thompson was not available for comment before press time, but he is one of six city councillors who sit on the Ottawa Public Library board.

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Contest closes August 12th To enter and for complete contest rules visit http: EMC news - The Ottawa Neighbourhood Services warehouse still has the lingering smell of smoke, weeks after arson destroyed thousands of dollars worth of goods that would have gone to help those in need. The year-old organization had just celebrated its anniversary a couple weeks earlier when the fire was set outside the building at City Centre. Lemieux said she got the call at about 8: She got a hold of two volunteers who met her at the site when she looked at the damage.

Coincidently, Lemieux said a group of students from the United States were scheduled to help out at the organization. The students helped a great deal, she said, and managed to sort out and salvage clothing that had been donated. Ottawa Neighbourhood Services is now in desperate need of funding to stay afloat, said Lemieux.

We are in desperate need of some kind of funding. The bank code is , transit number , account number Lemieux said donors can get tax receipts for larger donations. Patricia Lemieux, president of Ottawa Neighbourhood Services, stands in the area of the warehouse that has been taped off after an arson happened in mid-July.

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Ian Millar still jumping for Olympic joy year-old veteran hoping to lead Canadian equestrian squad to glory Brian McNair brian. EMC sports - There surely can be no more interesting a bunch amongst the Canadian Olympians in London than the equestrian jumping team. Lamaze had been eager to ride Hickstead again at these Games, and nearly pulled out as a result of his death, but decided to give it another go aboard Derly Chin de Muze.

Henselwood, who like Lamaze and Millar was a part of the Beijing team silver, loves the venue at Greenwich Park, where history and fan knowledge is unsurpassed. The jumping competition involves Aug. Racing in front of an estimated crowd of 30,, the Canadians never really challenged the favoured U.

The Netherlands won bronze. Thursday saw her capture her fifth Olympic medal in a storied career that has seen her steer a Canadian shell at seven Games. The defending Olympic gold medallists have gone undefeated since winning the world championships. But Canada, which had finished second to the Americans at each of.

While the Canadians finished three seconds back of the U. As Canadian stroke Andreanne Morin pointed out, that translated to a finish-line gap the size of a plum. If an Olympic medal is al-. On Thursday, they celebrated a long-awaited moment on the podium. Not all clearance priced items or price points available at all locations. The recliners were just the beginning. Sure we invented the recliner back in the day, but a lot has changed since then. Polly McColl is helping organize two events coming up this month hosted by the Friends of the Central Experimental Farms.

EMC events - Victorian tea, homemade goodies and art are just some of the things residents can expect from the Friends of the Central Experimental Farm this month. The group will be holding two fundraisers - a Victorian Tea and the annual Art on the Farm event - on Aug. The Friends of the Central Experimental Farm help preserve, protect, maintain and enhance the Dominion Arboretum, the Ornamental Gardens, the Merivale Shelterbelt and other areas of the farm.

McColl said keeping up aspects of the gardens can get expensive and the group relies on events like the Victorian Tea and Art on the Farm to help raise money. As part of the Victorian Tea on Aug. She said high school students are also involved in helping with clean up and bussing tables during the event. Participants are encouraged to bring a patio chair as they can also listen to live music. The event will be held on the lawns of the arboretum, but if it rains, it will be held inside Building 72, east off the Prince of Wales roundabout.

Art on the Farm, which takes place Aug. McColl said artists will be set up under the trees in the area between Maple Avenue and the old green houses. For more information on upcoming events being hosted by the Friends or to become a member, visit their website at friendsofthefarm. Kingston Gardiners Rd. RioCan Centre Monday - Friday 9: Featured items may not be stocked exactly as shown. Items shown are representative; selection, styles or fabrics may vary by store.

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As a competitive barefoot water skier he eventually began his adaptive water ski program in Athletes only pay the cost of fuel for the boat, he said, and all instructor and coaching time is free. Competitive participants — of which there are four this year - are generally expected to help out with new participants as well. We see an improvement and they retain it from year to year. Tow boats can come right to the end of the dock now, although they still only have about 45 centimetres to work with.

EMC news - An adaptive water sports program in Osgoode is celebrating a significant step toward making life easier, safer and more accessible for its athletes. SkiAbility Ottawa offers not-for-profit sit and stand water skiing for people with a range of physical disabilities across the region.

Until this summer, the group had been operating off a dock that was less than ideal, located inside the W. Taylor conservation area in Osgoode. Too high off the water in an area too shallow to bring the boat to the dock, the slippery 1. Tow boats can access it more easily, sits lower to the water and has a handrail to keep everyone stable. It was so shallow that athletes would have to walk or be carried to the tow boat. Several times, empty wheelchairs rolled off into the water because the floating dock was unstable.

Along with water skiing, Tyrone alpine skis, plays sledge hockey and has taken up hand cycling and wheelchair racing. He even spent several weeks on the road as part of the Rick Hansen relay at the end of , an experience he documented on an aptly named website itsmynewlife. For more information visit www. English, French, Arabic and Mandarin. The Southbank team of physicians and medical assistants work to provide you and your family the best of medical care.

Too little, too late? The advocacy group is pushing the city to earmark at least 75 per cent of the new funding towards TreeAzin injections that can protect ash trees from the effects of the EAB for about two years. That amount of money could save an additional 3, trees in Ottawa that would. However, injections must be done before Aug.

The city has told the group it will announce plans for the money sometime in August, but that leads Shuster to worry the money will mostly be used to cut down and dispose of infected ash trees, instead of trying to save them before September. City staff have the authority to decide how the money for the emerald ash borer strategy is spent, said city spokeswoman Nikki Eaton.

The extra money is going to be incorporated into the existing emerald ash borer strategy which includes both tree planting and tree injections. There are 10 tree-care companies in Ottawa that can provide TreeAzin treatments and the city could still make an impact through treating trees if it adds more of those contractors to its approved list and sends them all to work in the last few weeks of August. Residents can step in to save a tree, too.

The city is allowing citizens to pay for TreeAzin treatments for cityowned trees infected with the emerald ash borer. That treatment is good for two years and experts believe that treatments can be discontinued after six to 10 years. There are also other treatments on the horizon, such as. Mature trees provide habitats for wildlife, improve air quality, provide cooling shade to reduce energy costs and boost property values.

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