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Gloria returns the wallet and apologizes. Later in the Season 5 episode " And One to Grow On ", it is Joe's birthday and Jay wants to reuse birthday decorations from Manny's birthday party the day before but Gloria refuses. She was the dog of a man named Guillermo Lin-Manuel Miranda , an inventor, but when Jay convinced him to abandon his idea and return to school, Guillermo gave Stella to the family. She is very problematic, and often destroys things, mostly Gloria's belongings.

However, Jay has a great affection for her letting her sleep in his bed and feeding her from the dinner table , which infuriates Gloria because Jay seems to pay more love and attention to the dog than his own wife. At most times, he is the exact opposite of Cameron which usually causes disagreements.

Cameron acts as a counterbalance to Mitchell's uptight, worrying ways. Because of his mild-mannered, uptight nature, he is sometimes embarrassed by Cameron's flamboyance. He is uncomfortable with public displays of affection, as well as invasion of his personal space. He is an overprotective and cautious father.

He is shown to be a capable lawyer, even representing an entire building full of people one-by-one with no prior notice. Mitchell is a musical theater fan and enjoyed ice skating as a kid, though he later admitted that he liked working with his sister as a team more than the ice skating itself. Although he fancies himself as a handyman, everybody is afraid of him around tools. From his degrees hanging in his office, it is apparent that Mitchell attended undergrad at Cornell University and law school at Columbia University.

Cameron Scott "Cam" Tucker Eric Stonestreet , [27] also referred to as Cam, is Mitchell's husband of eight years, and one of Lily's fathers, who has a very big dramatic personality.

He frequently behaves like a drama queen. His bubbly outgoing personality contrasts to Mitchell's uptight manner, which causes them to have opposing character traits. He was a starting center for the University of Illinois football team which he and Jay bond over, much to Mitchell's envy and is a very big sports fan. Cameron also fosters many unusual hobbies such as collecting antique fountain pens, being adept in Japanese flower arrangement, and is a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.

Currently, he acts as a stay-at-home dad to Lily, though it is mentioned that he had taught music prior to this. Cameron is also an experienced rock drummer and as a result was brought in at the last minute to play in Dylan's band when they needed a replacement percussionist.

It is also mentioned that Cameron was considerably thinner and in better shape when he first started dating Mitchell. For the first few episodes, his relationship with Mitchell was somewhat strained as they disagreed on almost everything and showed very different parenting techniques. But in more recent episodes the relationship is much happier. Common interests, like art, led them to form a relationship. Mitchell is impressed by Cameron's quirks, such as speaking French to which Cameron replies, "un peu," or "a little".

Cameron is also said to be a huge fan of the movie The Wizard of Oz in the episode "Leap Day" when Mitchell plans him a surprise birthday party. During season 4, Cameron goes back to work as a music teacher at Luke and Manny's school. In season 5, his music teacher job is eliminated, but he becomes the freshman football coach and physical education teacher. In season 6, he is promoted to varsity coach and his undefeated record and open homosexuality earned him a story on the local television news.

Eric Stonestreet has received positive reviews for his characters. In a review of the first season, Robert Canning of IGN named Cameron Tucker the best character of the season saying, "Cameron's many talents and passions revealed over the course of this first year became an ever-building running gag.

But it will be hard to top the sheer joy that was 'Fizbo'. When she was introduced to the family, they accepted her with open arms, although Mitchell originally wanted to wait to tell them about her. Cameron and Mitchell practiced the Ferber method on Lily when she was a baby, but Cameron usually couldn't resist catering to her during the night, sometimes even watching movies such as Scarface , which Cam claims she likes possibly because of the bright colors, particularly the club shooting scene.

Lily did not speak for the first two seasons and was portrayed by twins Ella Hiller and Jaden Hiller. For season three, the twins "retired", their mother claiming they did not enjoy acting. Since she has been able to speak, Lily has displayed a penchant for precocious sarcasm and theatricality, which can be attributed to the influence from each of her fathers.

Lily was born February 19, Larry is the pet cat of Lily, Cameron and Mitchell. They adopt him in " Bringing Up Baby " season 4, episode 1 after Cameron and Mitchell failed to adopt a second child.

It had been implied that she may be mentally ill due to her somewhat manipulative and sometimes aggressive ways. It is implied that she was initially more accepting of Mitchell's sexual orientation than Jay was when he first came out. She often uses her close relationship with Mitchell to get him to do things he does not want to do. Jay wanted to divorce her after a spectacular fight they had while their kids were still in school he taped over an episode of Dallas to record an NFL game that, ironically, featured the Dallas Cowboys but was inspired by an animatronic Abraham Lincoln exhibit at Disneyland to stick things out until Claire and Mitchell reached adulthood.

She is still bitter over Jay's remarriage to Gloria and even attempted to ruin their wedding, which she convinced Mitchell to talk Jay and Gloria into inviting her to; she got drunk and made rude and inappropriate toasts and eventually had to be dragged out of the reception, in the process ruining the wedding cake.

She is very aggressive towards Gloria, often trying to physically attack her. DeDe is also passive aggressive toward Cameron about his weight, and is often critical of Claire, especially her appearance. She also seems to be very good friends with Manny as they write letters to each other talking about their personal issues. DeDe is also a famous author and poet. A running gag throughout the series is that DeDe's arrival is always forewarned by bad omens, birds crashing into the window or peaceful scenarios spontaneously turning chaotic.

Her relationship with Gloria improved in the episode " Arrested. She found new sympathy for Gloria, and the two bonded over Jay-bashing when DeDe tells Gloria that she was always the one having to change diapers, clean spit-up, and buy things for the baby.

Gloria, in turn, found new sympathy for DeDe, suggesting that her lack of support from Jay was what caused her to become "so crazy". In the season 10 episode, "Good Grief", DeDe was revealed to have passed away peacefully in her sleep, while on a trip with her women's group. On Christmas, the family shared a webcam chat with him. Frank returns in "Travels with Scout" when he travels cross country without Phil's mother and shows up with a dog that he says she has allergies to.

He ends up taking the dog back with him. This is clearly mentioned by Claire in "Closet, You'll Love it! His attitude is a near carbon copy of Phil's personality. At the end of season 4, it is revealed that Frank's wife Phil's mother had died. In season 8, Frank starts dating Lorraine, Phil's childhood babysitter and crush. Later, he proposes to her and in episode 19, they get married. He and Gloria were divorced; in the pilot , Gloria says all they did was "fight and make love," at one point leading them to fall out of a window.

Manny looks up to him, but Javier always lets him down, while Jay is left downcast by the reminders that Manny has another dad. He is oddly gifted when it comes to betting on horse racing. He has many connections to matadors and baseball players. He and Jay became close, but in the end Javier lets Jay down just as he does Manny.

Barb Tucker Celia Weston is Cameron's mother. She first appeared in the episode " Mother Tucker ". In that episode, she visits Cameron and Mitchell. While Cameron earnestly declares that his mother is wonderful, Mitchell is less sure because she has a habit of touching Mitchell inappropriately. When Mitchell finally tells Cameron about this, Barb happens to walk in on them and hears his complaints.

Later, she apologizes to Mitchell. Unfortunately, she does this while he is in the bathtub. In " The Wedding ", she attends her son's wedding to Mitchell and almost ends it with Merle, but Jay and Gloria manage to reconcile the two.

Donnie Pritchett Jonathan Banks is Jay's brother. He first appeared in the episode " The Musical Man " where he visits Jay and they soon start bickering and later Jay finds out he's suffering from cancer.

Merle Tucker Barry Corbin is Cameron's father. He first appeared in the episode " The Last Walt. Later in the episode, it is revealed that Jay Mitchell's father and Merle dislike each other. Cameron and Mitchell each believe that their father is the stronger of the two. It is made known that Merle wishes that the man his son lives with was, "A little bit of a woman. In " The Wedding ", he attends his son's wedding to Mitchell and almost ends it with Barb, but Jay and Gloria manage to reconcile the two.

She first appeared in the episode " Fulgencio. She reveals that she never liked Jay and wants to name Joe after her husband and father Fulgencio Umberto. Sonia Ramirez Stephanie Beatriz is Gloria's sister. She first appeared in the episode " Fulgencio ". In that episode, she and her mother Pilar visit Jay and Gloria shortly after their son Joe is born. She appears to be wanting to get out of Colombia after a flood occurred there and later at Joe's christening, she and Gloria get into a fight over how Jay originally liked Sonia, not Gloria.

She returns in " Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister ", she visits her sister and her family and tries to make a move on Jay, because she is still infatuated with him. She then tries to get Gloria out of the picture and when Jay tells Gloria, she doesn't believe him. Jay goes to his room to apologize to Sonia and then she tries to make a move on him there, only to be heard via a baby monitor and then Gloria enters and realizes Jay was right and the sisters resume fighting over him.

In "Farm Strong", she comes for a visit from the farm and Mitchell and Cameron are afraid to tell her that they are getting married because they do not want to hurt her feelings of her still being single and because Cameron claims that Pam is very sensitive. Lily is the one who finally tells her. Pam seems extremely happy with the news and shares her own news with them; she is engaged to Cameron's first crush, Bo Johnson.

Cameron gets really upset hearing that and Pam tells him that no one in the family wanted to tell him because he is too sensitive and they were protecting him, something that contradicts Cameron's earlier assertion and makes Cameron even more upset. When the whole family gathers at Jay and Gloria's house, Cameron wants to prove that he is not that sensitive as Pam accuses him to be and asks everyone to tell him things they were hiding from him because they were trying to protect him.

Everyone says their part and Cameron, as much as he tries not to break down in tears, after hearing Lily admitting that she pretends to fall asleep when he reads to her so he can leave her alone, breaks down in tears and finishes locking himself in the bathroom. Mitchell and Pam go to comfort him, and Pam tells him that he may have difficulty with bad news, but everyone always wants to share good news with him because he would always appreciate it.

In " The Wedding ", she has small cameos at Mitchell and Cameron's wedding. In "Frank's wedding", she comes to visit and auditions for a modeling job. By the end of the episode, it is revealed that she is looking for jobs, so that she can better take care of herself, as she is revealed to be pregnant, which is hidden by her body and weight.

She goes into labor at the house and has her baby. Dylan Marshall Reid Ewing , sometimes called "D-Money" by Phil, is Haley's on-and-off boyfriend, a senior in high school who plays guitar and sings in a band and has no plans for college. He is often put into awkward situations by Phil, who wishes for the two to be friends. He also sometimes reveals a sort-of attraction to Claire, when he gives her a rose on Valentine's Day, saying that "every mom should look as tasty as you when they're old.

Claire strongly dislikes him, to the point of trying to introduce other boys to Haley just so that they break up or don't get back together. He loves the confidence Haley gets from being part of such a loving family and does not mind hanging around during family get togethers.

The song was about sex and most of the family were surprised by the suggestive lyrics, but it became stuck in all of their heads the next day. Dylan temporarily leaves the cast to work on a ranch after Haley rejects his marriage proposal in the first episode of season three, " Dude Ranch ". In the episode " Virgin Territory ", Alex reveals that Haley had lost her virginity to Dylan before they broke up; she told Claire three months earlier, but not Phil.

In the episode "Disneyland," Dylan reveals he lost his job on the ranch and moved back to California, taking a job at Disneyland as a Dapper Dan. He and Haley get back together to Claire's dismay and to Phil's delight. In the season finale, "Baby on Board", Haley discovers she was accepted to college. She and Dylan maintain their relationship, and Dylan lives with the Dunphys for a few months.

In Season 4, Dylan is invited to move in with Cam and Mitch after his work as a limo driver led him to their Valentine's Day party some of their friends invited Dylan to stay for the party, and Cam offered him at some point to stay at their house , but he ends up getting fired and, while Cam and Mitch separately tell him he can stick around, Lily angrily tells him he isn't welcome there and shouts at him until he leaves the house.

In Season 8, he gets married to a doctor and has 3 kids much to Haley's dismay as she feels she lost her "romantic safety net". Sal Elizabeth Banks is Mitch and Cameron's wild, partying, boozy friend from their younger years in the s. In the episode " Great Expectations ", she becomes very jealous of the attention Lily had been getting and threatens to kill her multiple times. In the episode " Best Men ", she gets married and enlists Cam and Mitch to be the best men at the wedding.

However, in the episode, " The Wedding Part 1 ", she tells them that she got divorced and she is obviously pregnant. Sal had declared herself the officiator of the wedding while Cam and Mitch were trying to have intervention about her drinking. In " The Wedding Part 2 ", Sal's water breaks in the middle of the first ceremony. She convinces her new boyfriend of four months who believes he is the father that when a baby comes so early, sometimes it is black.

It eventually transpires in " Fight or Flight " that Sal's baby is white and she is raising the baby alone, having presumably split from the man she was seeing at the time of Mitch and Cameron's wedding.

When Mitch, Cam, Pepper and friends throw her a baby shower, she is seen to be far more mature and responsible, due to the birth of her baby, despite everyone fearing the worst when she disappears in the middle of the party. Although he was referred to in the pilot episode and several times thereafter throughout the first season, Pepper first appeared on camera in the second season.

In "Earthquake", both Mitch and Cam hate going to Pepper's yearly party and they decide to try and skip it this time. Since an earthquake happened, they say that Mitch has a sprained ankle and that stuff is broken all over the house as an excuse. Really though, none of their stuff had got broken in the earthquake, but Pepper invited himself over to their house to help. Not long after Pepper comes in, he starts to feel bad because Mitch told him that he does not want to go to the parties because he gets jealous because of Pepper and Cam.

He helps plan Mitchell and Cam's wedding. Bethenny Artemis Pebdani is a friend of Claire Dunphy's. In "Disneyland", it is revealed that she has a nephew, Ethan, whom Claire invites to go to Disneyland with the rest of the family because she wants her daughter Haley to fall for him.

Although he was first mentioned in the "Pilot", he made his first on-screen appearance in "Dance Dance Revelation". He sprays Phil with cologne on the face, and Phil, who is very upset, grabs the cologne bottle and goes off on Longines with about a dozen good spritzes to the face, even chasing him around the store. Mitch and Cam soon leave the place leaving Claire with a man called Julian. Mitch and Cam believe that Julian is Longines' date, but Longines tells them via Mitch's cellphone that he's not his date, he's his trainer, and he's also straight.

In "Snip", after Mitch starts thinking that Cam has to search for a new job, Longines says that he has a vacant at his clothing store, and asks Cam if he wants the job. He finally accepts it, but a friend of Longines', Jeoux, calls out Mitch and Longines' devious plan of giving the job to Cam and he walks out very upset. Crispin Craig Zimmerman is one of Mitchell and Cameron's friends.

He has appeared in the episodes Treehouse and Boys' Night. In "Boy's Night", it was mentioned he has a thing for older men and was temporarily infatuated with Jay. He first appeared in the episode " Boys' Night ", where Luke goes over to his house to retrieve their ball which had flown into his yard.

Phil and Claire find out and are not pleased with Luke because they feel that Walt is not very nice. They then go over to his house to interrogate him and he snaps at them and tells them to keep Luke. The next morning, Luke reprimands Walt for not being nice to his parents and they could not hang out. Walt then makes things up by generously giving Claire and Phil onions from his garden and tells them that he used to be a fireman, so he never hurts kids and he becomes friends with the Dunphys through his friendship with Luke.

In " Lifetime Supply ", he comes over to the Dunphy house with Luke to play video games and upon entering tells Gloria to win a war some time and then they Americans would start talking like her. He then plays with Luke and beats him, due to Phil constantly staring at Luke. Phil asks Walt if he thinks about death and Walt replies that he's 85 and death is his roommate. He then leaves to go change his oxygen tank. In " Election Day ", he comes to attend Claire's election vote as Phil was given the task of driving 50 senior citizens to the polls to vote for Claire, but only managed to bring Walt and he kept needing things: This results in the polls closing and Phil gets only one extra vote for Claire instead of fifty.

In " The Last Walt ", it was revealed that Walt died from a heart attack. Luke decided he want to inherit Walt's television which he does. It was also revealed that Walt had a daughter whom he became estranged from and he had never fixed his estrangement from her. Claire invites him because she wants Haley to fall for him and completely get over Dylan, who had moved to Wyoming in "Dude Ranch".

Adamant that she wasn't going to babysit him, Haley quickly changes her opinion after meeting him, much to Claire's delight. Much to Claire's chagrin, Dylan shows up at Disneyland completely unannounced. He rushes off after running into them, and Haley realizes that she still likes Dylan. So she ditches Ethan, leaving Alex with Ethan, another thing that Claire did not like. Ethan has a great deal in common with Alex, possibly developing a crush on her.

Ethan and Dylan get into a minor scuffle. At the end of the day, Haley eventually dumps Ethan, Ethan leaves with some friends he ran into, and Haley and Dylan get back together. Phil is often seen on camera lamenting over constantly coming second to Gil in many real estate competitions.

He makes his second appearance on the show in the episode " Career Day ", where he shows up for Career Day in Luke and Manny's class during Phil's presentation. Seeing Claire's visible frustration at being a housewife, he offers her a position on his real estate team. He is known for his energetic, lively, and harassing personality as well as his tendency to use his own name in replacement of words in conversation e. It is revealed his daughter is a student in Luke and Manny's class.

In " The Feud ," he returns, beating Phil at a real estate contest, but Luke wrestles against Thorpe's son. Luke ends up losing to Gil's son in the wrestling match. He is extremely friendly and cordial and refuses to use any sort of "bad language".

Gloria took an immediate liking to Andy upon meeting him, but Jay disapproved of his overly nice nature, saying "He's a weird man. He's like Phil only I have to pay for him. He talks about his long-time girlfriend who is in the Coast Guard in Utah, but she breaks up with him in " The Wedding Part 1 ".

Haley discovers that she has been keeping Andy "on the hook" for the last 7 years as they have been on-again off-again and she does not treat Andy the way he treats her. His father died of cancer when he was 14, as explained in "The Help". Haley begins to appreciate Andy's demeanor and treatment of women in " Other People's Children " and tries to perhaps start a relationship with him in the two-part episode " The Wedding ".

However, Alex convinces Haley that she is not that into him and she stops her pursuit as Andy was ready to jump into it. Afterwards, Andy drives away, perhaps to his flight to see his ex-girlfriend.

Andy also becomes a quick friend to the Dunphy family. They agree that it's better they stay friends, however Haley gets upset when Andy claims that if they had kissed, she wouldn't be able to get over him.

To try to prove him wrong, Haley kisses him. Andy is unaffected by this but Haley has a smitten look afterwards. In the episode " Queer Eyes, Full Hearts ", Haley helps Andy get a job as Phil's assistant and Andy helps her prepare for an interview with a fashion designer. During the episode they seem completely platonic and it is also revealed that Andy is back together with Beth.

In the episode " Connection Lost ", Claire assumes by mistake that Haley and Andy had gotten married. At the end of the episode, Haley mentions to Andy that she wasn't looking for a serious relationship at the moment, which appeared to disappoint him.

In the Season 6 finale " American Skyper ", Andy reveals to Phil that he already had the engagement ring that he had been saving up for, but is hesitant to propose to Beth because he's still confused about the feelings he has for someone else. Phil advises him to propose to Beth, but later finds out that Andy had feeling's for Haley, who was also in love with Andy.

The episode ends with Phil attempting to tell Andy and Haley that they loved each other, but failing to do so, as Andy leaves the house to propose to Beth at a beach he liked. In season 8, he and Haley broke up because of a long distance relationship. Rhonda Arden Belle is a friend of Luke and Manny. In "iSpy", she, Luke, Manny and some other friends of theirs mostly boys make a movie about zombies. Claire wants to help him to score with her, so she helps Rhonda to dress more like a girl and be beautiful, as she always wears very dirty and manly clothes.

Luke is not really happy with that because he preferred her the way she was and asks Claire to "fix" her. However, the two are later seen dancing together, so he may really like the new Rhonda. They had formed their closet company, Closet-fornia, and the business became successful.

One day, Jay came into work and Earl's desk had been cleared out. He had badmouthed Jay to half their rolodex, and Jay had to start all over. In the present, it turns out Manny met Earl's granddaughter Sophie in his theater group and she is now his new girlfriend. This makes Jay mad when, after showing a new idea of his for work, he finds out that his rival is her grandfather. Gloria organizes a dinner for the two men so they can work things out, but they soon start disputing again.

Earl is also angered to hear that his granddaughter is groping his rival's stepson. Earl goes to Jay and Gloria's house because he thinks the rivalry between him and Jay is getting way out of control, and wants to do something to work it out. Manny then enters and introduces himself; Earl asks if this is "the stud who's been groping [his] Sophie," and Manny tries to assure him that there's nothing untoward between Manny and Sophie.

Earl laughs and tells Manny he "believes" him maybe, maybe not. Earl sees the box that Jay had shown earlier to Manny, Gloria and Sophie, and Earl says he thinks he will call it the Sock 'n Roll, takes the box and leaves. Well she should be! She's gonna covers Jack's ears and lowers his voice D-I-E because of your inflated ego!

Because I wanted to. Face Death with Dignity: Averted with Strauss , who dies terrified and crying for her children. Running contrary to the trope, this actually makes her more sympathetic and human. Played straight with Haley. In "Derailed," Garcia uses this, plus her standard Omniscient Database , to successfully identify every single passenger on a train using grainy security camera footage.

Kirsten Vangsness, before her Promotion to Opening Titles in the second season. Haley's death scene was set up as this in the show's th episode. And then it was terribly, horribly averted SSA David Rossi, who's made a boatload of money from his books , is one of the founders of the BAU, and apparently has a big following "when Manilow's not in town". The Family That Slays Together: Gets very creepy when it turns out that this is how the family continues; they've been doing this for generations.

And then at the very end of the episode, it turns out that the family has other branches, and the last shot of the episode is another similar set mother, father and young son preparing to kill some other people. Two borderline examples are "Mosley Lane" the first kid abducted by the couple was kept alive, because he developed severe Stockholm Syndrome ; the couple treats him sort of like a son, and he even helps them abduct other kids and "A Thousand Words" a near example because the father committed suicide, and the mother dies giving birth to their son.

The UnSub had started as a serial killer years before, and only as he'd started to lose his memory due to Alzheimer's Disease did he grudgingly take on his son as a partner. Billy Flynn is so messed up in the head that, because he left her father alive, he believes himself to be responsible for Ellie Spicer's being born.

In fact, he's come to see himself as a grandfather figure to her of sorts, and actively tries to invoke this trope. Needless to say, it doesn't work. We have Garcia's spectacular cleavage and Elle's double gun holsters criss-crossing over very tight t-shirts. Not to mention the time she wore a bikini. Prentiss also gets a chance to flaunt her considerable assets in "JJ.

Doyle opening Prentiss' shirt and showing her bra when branding her Garcia and Prentiss' dresses in "Run" at JJ's wedding seem specifically designed to show off their healthy chests. On the male side we have Reid. Hoo boy, yes, Morgan. A moment that caused many a remote control to wear out and smoke as it was constantly brought back up to the screen Even Rossi, despite being an older man , is pretty handsome.

The "Blood Relations" episode involves two West Virginian families that have been in a feud that dates back to when they were working as rival Hillbilly Moonshiners in the times of prohibition. In "Lockdown," a series of murders take place in a private prison run by Citadel Corrections Company, a fictional version of Corrections Corporation of America. David Rossi is the author of several books on criminal psychology; an UnSub quotes from them in an interrogation scene in "Masterpiecem" and he reads from one in the opening to "Zoe's Reprise.

Rossi was surprised at the direct quote. No one else shared this surprise. Killer Profile has another book written by the former profiler featured in the episode - Serial Killers and Mass Murderers: Profiling Why They Kill.

Near the end, it's discovered the UnSub is using it as a guide to his copycat murders. A reporter who wrote a book on the Boston Reaper is a character in "Omnivore. The season 1 finale features a variation on this trope; SSA Jason Gideon receives, at his cottage, a baseball card and a head in a box via courier, which sets the BAU's targets on this new case. Hotch hesitates for several episodes to sign the papers that divorce him from Haley. The backstory to "Lockdown", taking place inside a prison.

If the UnSub is particularly sadistic. Though a couple go further and force them to participate. The three thrill killers from "Hopeless" and the unrelated rioters in the same episode. You know what gets me? All this time we figured you guys were down and out.

But here who are working? What the hell is so so God-awful about your lives that you have to take it out on everyone else? It was fun boss.

You obviously altered it in Photoshop or something. That - that's all you. Garfield High, Class of ' I hacked it, as is. You're seriously trying to tell me you don't remember rocking that look? Perhaps your lack of recognition stems from a dissociative fugue suffered in adolescence.

Say, at a Siouxsie and the Banshees concert? When did you know you were going to have to trick him? In "Reckoner," the last name on Judge Schuller's hit list is his own. A college student in "Doubt" kills a dorm-mate in a copycat murder so the UnSub would be released. She then dyes and cuts her hair so she'll look more like his preferred victims, seeks him out, and tries to entice him to kill her.

She even admits that she can't do it herself. The UnSub in "Coda" asks his captive to shoot him, because his sons won't be able to collect his life insurance if he commits suicide I Have Your Wife: From "A Real Rain": Is that why you stabbed him in the groin? It's what he deserved. In Exit Wounds, the victim in the opening scene, upon hearing rustling chains on the "deserted" pier, calls out "Who's there?

The BAU is an embodiment of this trope against serial killers. Ellie Spicer in "The Longest Night", who stands up to a serial killer who's just murdered her father in front of her, left her aunt to die, and has been killing in every single state for twenty-six years. Deconstructed in "Remembrance of Things Past," where we find out that the poor thing has developed PTSD and can't sleep without talking to Morgan first. And played straight again in "Safe Haven" when she hijacks her foster mom's credit card, flies cross-country, lies her way past airport security, and talks her way into the BAU to see Morgan and because her foster brother is perving on her in the shower and no one's taking her seriously.

Impressive, for a nine-year-old. The obligatory reporters who appear, occasionally real-life ones. Lost in the Maize: Lying to the Perp: Rossi is slick like an oil spill. There's a reason why he teaches interrogation at Quantico.

Particularly impressive in "Reckoner" when he has not only the UnSub believing he'd slept with the UnSub's wife multiple times, but the entire team believing it, too. The team tries to trip up the title UnSubs of "Soul Mates" by convincing them they're betraying each other while one is incarcerated. The one who's loose doesn't act on it but seems to fall for it, while the captive one isn't fully convinced but eventually does just as the team wants after his partner kidnaps his daughter.

Played straight in "Magnum Opus". Ted Bryar in "Derailed. Used on the little girl in "Seven Seconds". Obviously, it doesn't work, and resort to using CPR again. Zig-zagged in "Poison," where a defibrillator is correctly used on a patient who goes into V-fib who was poisoned with botulism toxin.

However, we still hear the sound effect of a Flat Line because the audience still associates it with defibrillators. The Main Characters Do Everything: Local law enforcement seems to stop investigating at all when the BAU arrives. More glaringly, the BAU will also go to arrest the most dangerous crooks themselves, despite how devastating the loss of one profiler would be, compared to the average cop. Make It Look Like an Accident: JJ's truly vicious fight to defend Henry from Izzy in "Run".

Married to the Job: Led to Hotch's divorce, possibly Gideon's, and also led to Rossi's three divorces. Tara's fiance left after she had to work overtime interviewing an imprisoned serial killer, annoyed that his fiance would rather talk to murderers than him.

A previous episode hinted that their engagement was in trouble and the next morning: Do I look good? I just lost pounds. Try not to look official. The kid's tech savvy, sir. I am tech savvier. Is that a word? That sounds like a word. If it is a word, I'm it. Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to, but we didn't find anybody who thinks they'd seen the UnSub.

Is this part of your profile? You can't show me fear? If you don't see fear maybe it's because I'm not afraid of you. The UnSub of "God Complex", a Mad Doctor who abducts people, amputates them and forcibly grafts prosthetic limbs onto them, genuinely has no idea just how wrong his work is. In fact, he is genuinely shocked when he discovers just how horrified and revolted others are by his actions. Erin Strauss, the bureau chief. Subverted in "" where she doesn't even try to punish Hotch for killing the Reaper.

After spending almost the entire episode playing the Obstructive Bureaucrat role in trying to get all the facts from the team, she actually almost tears up as Hotch finishes his report.

Some deleted scenes from "In Name and Blood" also had her showing a softer side she's actually shown comforting the husband of a victim in one of them. Off with His Head! The UnSub in "Drive" killed his victims using a homemade guillotine, displaying their bodies in public and keeping the heads as trophies. The expression on the UnSub's face before he gets blown up at the end of "Ashes and Dust". The UnSub from "Lucky" provokes one at the end of the episode, during an interrogation: God is in all of us.

So is Tracey Lambert. Real Life Writes the Plot: Actor Matthew Gray Gubler, who plays Reid, injured his knee just before production commenced on the show's fifth season, forcing him to get around on crutches. In the first episode of season five, "Nameless, Faceless", Reid is shot in the leg, and has to use crutches for the next few episodes. Likewise, AJ Cook's real-life pregnancy resulted in a pregnancy being written in for J.

For that matter, that's why Will was brought back as well. The writers realized they'd need to give her a love interest as well, and remembering the chemistry between JJ and Will brought him back. Both actor and character decided to leave at the end of the tenth season to focus on their baby.

As well as Mandy Patinkin 's dissatisfaction with his role and subsequent leaving requiring rewrites to the beginning of season three, and the casting of Joe Mantegna as his replacement. In his final episode Gideon left a letter for Reid to find for him but also addressed indirectly to the rest of the team, explaining why he was leaving the team and wishing them all well; in Real Life Mandy Patinkin left letters for each his co-stars explaining why he was leaving the show, and wishing all of them well.

Morgan's lack of kicking down doors or tackling people in season five was because Shemar Moore was hit by a car and broke his foot.

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